June 2012
votarient:
Why are redheads called gingers when actual ginger is brown they should be called paprikas
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When you find a shirt you really like and they...
sodamnrelatable:
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
spiffyrock21:
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
– Marilyn Manson. (via cheesedragon)